People Jokes

A man is talking to God. After a while, he randomly asks, “Hey, God? How long is a million years to you?”
“For me, a million years is merely a second,” replies God. They talk for a while longer, and then the man asks, “Hey, God? Can I have a million dollars?”

Why did the little boy sleep with a ruler?

How is smeone polite?

So a guy walks into a bar…

Who makes a living by talking to himself?

What’s Fat Albert’s favourite game system?