Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!
People Jokes
A man is talking to God. After a while, he randomly asks, “Hey, God? How long is a million years to you?”
“For me, a million years is merely a second,” replies God. They talk for a while longer, and then the man asks, “Hey, God? Can I have a million dollars?”
God replies: “Sure. Just give me a second.”
Why did the little boy sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
How is smeone polite?
He knocks at the fridge before opening it.
So a guy walks into a bar…
OUCH!
Who makes a living by talking to himself?
A ventriloquist !
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