Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
‘Cause then it would bel a foot.
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Jennifer, age 5, Nashville, Tennesse
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
From Eli, a reader, California
What is the flu’s favorite drink?
From Steve, age 11, Canada
What do you call a policeman in bed?
From SUSHINE ROBY RIBS, age 9, COLLEGE STATION, TEXAS, USA
What did the son of the pharaoh ask to his dad?
From Appooss, age 13, Muscat
Ramu : Where were you born?
Damu : In India.
Ramu : Which part?
From Ashton, age 9, Malaysia
Who was the first underwater spy?
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