Why do you have to have a password to get into a White House bathroom?
because when you enter you are: you’re a’ peein'[european]
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Hannah Grace, age 11, Knoxville, Tennessee
Why do you have to have a password to get into a White House bathroom?
From Carol, age 7, Arlington,USA
Which city has the most pirates?
From Mikw, age 10, Kitchener, Ontario
What do you call two banana peels?
From Adnan, age 12, Qatar
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah?
From Cloe Star, age 12, USA
A guy walks into a bar.
From Lily, age 10, Birmingham, England
“My nan’s favourite music is hip hop.” Fiona said to Gaila.
“Why?” asked Gaila.
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