One day three Irishmen were out for a walk. They met a leprechaun. The leprechaun said they had one wish each; if they went down a slide, anything they wished for turned into a pool of it. The first Irishman went down and he wished for money so he landed in a pool of money. The second Irishman went down and he wished for Guiness so he landed in a pool of Guiness,
People Jokes
What does Lady Gaga’s baby say?
A gourgeous lady walked over to an American, Australian and a man from the Philippines.
Woman:Whoever uses the phrase “liver and cheese” in a creative sentence can marry me.
American:I love liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not good enough.
Australian:I hate liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not creative enough.
Why did the little vampire go to art school?
How do you wake Lady Gaga in the morning?
Mary Poppins moved to California and opened a fortune-teller place. She told people’s fortune’s by smelling their breath. Her place was called…
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