If a plane was going to America and it crashed on the Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?
Nowhere, because they don’t bury survivors, they only bury dead people 🙂
People Jokes
What do they call two pencils who were brothers?
The Write Brothers!
A guy walks into a bar and demands to know ,”Who is the strongest guy in here?” The toughest guy looks at him and says with a growl, “I am the strongest around here!”
The other guy politely asks, “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”
Waiter:”Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer:”What other colors do you have?”
What goes black white black white?
A nun rolling down a hill!
There were three people in a restaurant. They were having a contest to see who could be the sweetest.
The first couple said “Pass the sugar, sugar”. The next couple said “Pass the honey, honey”. The last couple said “Pass the tea, bag”!
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