Q. What weighs 5000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
A. Cinderellaphant!
People Jokes
Once there was this guy and he walked into a bar….
OUCH!
Why did Daphne use shampoo with bullets?
She wanted her hair to have bangs.
How do you get to a man’s stomach?
Through his esophagus!
Three hunters went to a forest and came upon some strange tracks.
The first hunter said “These are moose tracks.”
The second hunter said “These are horse tracks.”
But the third hunter never got to say anything because he got hit by a train!
Why did George Washington always sleep while standing up?
He could never lie!
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