Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
People Jokes
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down
Where does the General keep his armys?
In his sleeves!!!!!!
There were two lazy people. They went and robbed a bank and came home. One said, “Let’s count the money.” The other one said:
“We’ll see it in the newspaper tomorrow.”
What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
Why did the man put his radio in the freezer?
To hear cool music …
What kind of person has married many women but has never gotten married?
A preacher!
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