What did the young boy say to his farmer dad?
Hay!
People Jokes
What do the Gods and Godessess wear for running?
Tennis Zeus!
Tom’s neighbor was always playing his trumpet too loud.
Tom: I wish I could borrow the neighbor’s trumpet.
Pam: But you don’t know how to play the trumpet!
Tom: I know! If I had the trumpet, our neighbor can’t play the trumpet anymore!
What city has no people?
Electricity!
What job has its ups and downs?
A roller-coaster operator!
Harry Potter was with his godfather Sirius Black [from books Harry Potter] and kept laughing at everything he said. What do you think Sirius said when Harry had laughed for the 9th time?
“I’m Sirius Harry!”
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