Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
Beacause he was in need of a light snack
People Jokes
What kind of party do prisoners want to attend?
The Going Away party!
Why did the robber take a shower ?
To make a clean get away!
What gets long if your mother’s happy, or short if your mother’s
angry?
Your name!
How do you get a fat man out of bed?
Piece a cake.
So a little boy was in the library and asked the librarian, “Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?” and the librarian said, “Little boy, this is a library.” What did the little boy say back?
(in a whisper)I’m sorry. Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?
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