Did you hear about the Karate champion who joined the navy?
I hear he was terrible. The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
People Jokes
[prank call] Hi, is your refrigerator running?
Then you’d better go catch it!
Why does nobody kiss vampires?
Because they have garlic breath!
A man jumps 27 stories and lives – how does he do it?
He is a window washer – he jumps in the building.
There was a very mean (miserly) man. He dreamed that he was giving money to many people. He woke and ………………….
………. decided not to sleep again.
What happens when people use golden toilet paper in the bathroom?
They potty like rock stars!
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