Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Because he could never lie!!
People Jokes
Did you hear about the taxicab driver who lost his job?
He was driving all his customers away!
Why did the farmer win first prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field! (Out standing in his field!)
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his DOOTIE! (Duty)
What is the difference between a teacher and a train
A teacher says spit your gum out and a train says chew chew chew!
An old woman and her young granddaughter lived alone. One day the woman was sick. It happened to be a Sunday, so she sent her granddaughter to church alone.
When the girl came back, her grandmother asked her how she behaved.
She said, “Oh, Grandma, I was so good you couldn’t believe it! When they passed me a plate of money, I said, ‘No thank you!'”
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