Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it!
People Jokes
What queen does not wear a crown?
A queen bee!
What is the hardest part about being a human cannonball?
To do your job correctly, you’ll have to be fired!
Bella: If Mr. Purple lives in the purple house, Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house?
Katie: Um…. Mr. White?
Bella: No silly! The President!
What city has no people in it?
ElectriCITY
What was Benjamin Franklin’s first reaction when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!
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