Why did the farmer win first prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field! (Out standing in his field!)
People Jokes
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his DOOTIE! (Duty)
What is the difference between a teacher and a train
A teacher says spit your gum out and a train says chew chew chew!
An old woman and her young granddaughter lived alone. One day the woman was sick. It happened to be a Sunday, so she sent her granddaughter to church alone.
When the girl came back, her grandmother asked her how she behaved.
She said, “Oh, Grandma, I was so good you couldn’t believe it! When they passed me a plate of money, I said, ‘No thank you!'”
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never-lands!
How do you get Lady Gaga mad?
Poker face!
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