What did the electrician say to his co-worker?
Watts up?
People Jokes
Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Because he could never lie!!
Did you hear about the taxicab driver who lost his job?
He was driving all his customers away!
Why did the farmer win first prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field! (Out standing in his field!)
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his DOOTIE! (Duty)
What is the difference between a teacher and a train
A teacher says spit your gum out and a train says chew chew chew!
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