What do you call someone that doesn’t fart in public?
A private tooter (tutor)!
People Jokes
What is a twin’s favorite food?
A pear!
Why did the can presser quit his job?
It was soda pressing! (so depressing)
What do you call a crazy magician?
A luna-trick (lunatic)!
Why did the old man stop using his cane?
He couldn’t stand it!
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by the steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”
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