People Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a man that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran!

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Grand Rapids, MI

Why do we dress boy babies in blue & girl babies in pink?

Because they can’t dress themselves!!

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From RJ, 11 years old, Maryland

Why can’t Cinderella play basketball?

She’s always running away from the ball!

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From Ellie .T., 12 years old, Boston, Massachusetts

What do you call someone that doesn’t fart in public?

A private tooter (tutor)!

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From Jeremiah Redden, 9 years old, under the sea

What is a twin’s favorite food?

A pear!

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From soda, 3 years old

Why did the can presser quit his job?

It was soda pressing! (so depressing)

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