A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday. He stays three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
The horse’s name is Friday!
People Jokes
A man walks into to a library. He walks over to the front desk and says, “I’ll take a cheeseburger and fries. To go, please.” The librarian leans over and says, “Sir, you know your in a library, right?”
The man says, “Oh, sorry.” He whispers, “I’d like a cheeseburger and fries. To go, please!”
Why did the janitor flush the toilet?
Because, it was his duty!
Why did the superhero go to the bathroom?
Because, it was his duty!
What kind of pants do miners wear?
Miner-alls!
Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck!
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