Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher Robin stick their head down the toilet?
They were looking for Pooh!
People Jokes
If Spiderman died, what would you call his wife?
A widow!
A woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver says, “My! That is the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the back of the bus furious. She says to the man next to her, “That bus driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “Go ahead! Give him a piece of your mind! I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
What did the lawyer wear to court?
A lawsuit!
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
It was too heavy to carry!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!
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