People Jokes

From Leann, age 10, United States

Old lady:My computer made a funny noise yesterday.
Old lady 2:Why?

Old lady:Well,I don’t know.Of course I’ve never heard it get throwed out a window before.

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From Maia, 11 years old, Pohnpei, Micronesia

A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…

String theory!

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From Laaiqah, age 12, Sri Lanka, Wattala

What are the 3 marriage rings?

The first is the engagement ring ,the other is wedding ring and at last suffeRING

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From NINTENDOgirl, 12 years old, U.S.A. Clarksville, Tennessee

A man was cutting wood and cut off his left arm and his left leg.
If you ask him how he is, he will tell you:

I’m all right now!

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From Maisy, 9 years old, OH, USA

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he can never neverland!

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From Tre, 3 years old

What do you call a man of steel in a bowl?

Soup-er man!

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