Why don’t bald people have keys?
Because they don’t have any locks!
People Jokes
A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!!
What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver!
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed.
He gave his awl!
What starts with a p, ends with an e, and has a million letters in it?
Post office!
A prisoner was escaping. He dug a hole into a playground and leaped out of the hole, yelling,
“I’m free! I have just become free!” A small girl looked at him and replied,
“So what, I’m four!”
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