What was Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?
He did didn’t have one. He lived in Washington!
People Jokes
Chuck Norris donates blood…
Just never his own!
What was Albert Einstein’s favorite dessert?
Pi!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
Why would you call an 11-inch person a prince?
Because at 12-inches he would become a ruler!!!!
A wealthy celebrity went to a football stadium to watch a game. A man asked, “What brings you here?”
The celebrity says, “A limousine, why do you ask?”
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