People Jokes

From Nanki, 11 years old, India

When is a cook mean ?

When he beats eggs and whips cream !

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From Julian Chrobak-Prince, 13 years old, Chicago, Illinois

I got my wife laser eye surgery for her birthday.

She dumped me.

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From Cheyenne, 8 years old, Florida

What is a dentist’s favorite time?

Tooth-Hurty!

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From Maryam K., age 9, Bradford, England

Why are barbers good drivers?

Because they always take the short cuts!!!

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From Shelby, 15 years old, Katy, Texas

What did Cinderella say when her photos were taking long to develop?

Someday my prints will come.

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From Aleksandra, age 9, Shawnee, Kansas

Which Presidents are not buried in America?

The ones that aren’t dead yet!

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