People Jokes

From Shelby, 15 years old, Katy, Texas

What did Cinderella say when her photos were taking long to develop?

Someday my prints will come.

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From Aleksandra, age 9, Shawnee, Kansas

Which Presidents are not buried in America?

The ones that aren’t dead yet!

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From Laiqa Najma Binti Rohaizad, 11 years old, Malaysia

Doctor, doctor I need glasses!

Yes, you certainly do! This is a fish and chip shop!

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From Jaxon , 10 years old, Virginia

What type of chip does Katniss love?

A PEETA chip!

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From Leann, age 10, United States

Old lady:My computer made a funny noise yesterday.
Old lady 2:Why?

Old lady:Well,I don’t know.Of course I’ve never heard it get throwed out a window before.

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From Maia, 11 years old, Pohnpei, Micronesia

A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…

String theory!

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