Holiday Jokes

From Zoe , age 10, Riverside, New Jersey

What did Santa say to Mrs.Claus when she said to lose some weight?

No,no,no!

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From Jared, age 12, Hillsboro, Ohio

What is a monkeys favorite Christmas song?

“Jungle Bells”

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From Tiffany, age 11, Swindon, England

Why is the calendar so popular?

Because he has so many dates!

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From Bill, age 14, USA

Were does the Easter Bunny go for brunch?

IHOP!

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