WHAT DID THE SCALE SAY?
To be continued…
Holiday Jokes
What do you do if you get coal in your stocking?
Use it for a barbecue!
Why was Christopher Colombus a crook?
Because he double-crossed the Atlantic Ocean.
Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?
Yes, because a building can’t jump!
What did the antelope say to the melon?
Can’telope tonight!
Why is a tourist like a candy lover?
Because they both want a suite(sweet)!
