What type of flower do you not get on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflower!
Holiday Jokes
What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!
What do you get when you come past a spy and Santa?
Santa clues!
Where does cupid keep his drawings?
In the heart museum!
Why is santa so fat?
Duh, because all of the cookies!
Why are there no Easter carols?
The Easter bunny likes hip hop!
