How did the Easter eggs get off the highway?
They took the eggzit!
Holiday Jokes
What do wolves say on holidays?
Happy hoooooowlidays!
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
Girl: Where is my b’day gift?
Boy: Can you see the red hot Ferrari on the other side of the road?
Girl: (extremely happy)Yes!?
Boy : I got the same colour nail polish for you!
One day three Irishmen were out for a walk. They met a leprechaun. The leprechaun said they had one wish each; if they went down a slide, anything they wished for turned into a pool of it. The first Irishman went down and he wished for money so he landed in a pool of money. The second Irishman went down and he wished for Guiness so he landed in a pool of Guiness,
The third Irishman went down and he just said “Wheeeee!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dr.
Dr. who?
You said it!
