Holiday Jokes

From Hailee, 10 years old, United States

What goes OHOHOH?

Santa flying backwards!

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From Abby Cavender, 11 years old, McKinney,TX

Where do pencils go for a vacation?

Pencil-vania!

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From Charlen Moris, 13 years old, Mansfield, Texas

What do elves eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

What is red and white and says “Oh, oh, oh?”

Santa walking backward!

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From Jokester, New Mexico

What is the name of Santa Claus’s cat?

Santa Claws!

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From Jenna, 7 years old, North Carolina

What does Santa use to clean his hands?

Hand Santa-tizer!

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