Animal Jokes

From Tinker, age 9, Temple, GA

What kind of horse is ridden at night?

A Nightmare!

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From Sky, age 10, Australia

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court?

Odour, Odour in the court!

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From I know this one is bad, age 9, Calgary,Alberta

What did the other gorillas say when the gorilla farted?

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh!

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From Bruno, age 6, Tucson, Arizona, USA

What does a baby chocolate bunny drink?

Chocolate milk!

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From Vlad, age 11, Ontario, Canada

What is a hippo’s favourite music?

Hippo-Hop!

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From Amy Rose, age 13, England

What kind of mammal lies the most?

A Bluffalo!

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