Animal Jokes

From Kintan, age 11, Jakarta, Indonesia

Why do bears have cold feet at winter season?

Because a bear has “bare feet”!

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From Madison , age 8, Pittsburgh, Kansas

What does a sheep say it needs when it’s dirty?

Baa-aaa-aaa-ath!

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From Annika, age 9, Swifts creek

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

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From Tinker, age 9, Temple, GA

What kind of horse is ridden at night?

A Nightmare!

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From I know this one is bad, age 9, Calgary,Alberta

What did the other gorillas say when the gorilla farted?

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh!

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From Bruno, age 6, Tucson, Arizona, USA

What does a baby chocolate bunny drink?

Chocolate milk!

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