Animal Jokes

From I know this one is bad, age 9, Calgary,Alberta

What did the other gorillas say when the gorilla farted?

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh!

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From Bruno, age 6, Tucson, Arizona, USA

What does a baby chocolate bunny drink?

Chocolate milk!

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From Vlad, age 11, Ontario, Canada

What is a hippo’s favourite music?

Hippo-Hop!

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From Pringle, age 11, Perth WA

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies!

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From Amy Rose, age 13, England

What kind of mammal lies the most?

A Bluffalo!

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From Mbee, age 10, Utah U.S.A

What is a dragon’s favorite game?

Swallow the leader!

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