Animal Jokes

From Sarah, age 7, Southern California

What do you say when you bump into a porcupine?

Pokemon!!!

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From Kintan, age 11, Jakarta, Indonesia

Why do bears have cold feet at winter season?

Because a bear has “bare feet”!

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From Madison , age 8, Pittsburgh, Kansas

What does a sheep say it needs when it’s dirty?

Baa-aaa-aaa-ath!

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From Annika, age 9, Swifts creek

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

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From Tinker, age 9, Temple, GA

What kind of horse is ridden at night?

A Nightmare!

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From Sky, age 10, Australia

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court?

Odour, Odour in the court!

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