Animal Jokes

From Jacob, age 10, Baltimore, MD

What animal is a great artist?

VanGoat!

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From Jade, age 6, England

What do you get if you cross a master criminal and a fish?

A CODFATHER!

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From Ritika M, age 12, India

Can giraffes have babies?

No, they can only have giraffes!

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From Jon, a reader, Virginia

If ten rabbits are all lined up in a row and they all take one step backwards…What do you get?

A receding hare line!

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From Kelly, age 11, Michigan, United States

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You nique up on it!

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From Breanna, age 10, Reno,NV

What do you call a bunny that always moves around?

Hare today, gone tomorrow!

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