Animal Jokes

From Mitchell, age 5, New Waterford, Nova Scotia

What does a caterpillar say whan another caterpillar steps on it’s toe?

My foot, my foot, my foot!

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From Lolo, age 9, U.S.A

Ask your dog where Santa comes from when he’s in your house.

They’ll say roof, roof!

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From Jacob, age 10, Baltimore, MD

What animal is a great artist?

VanGoat!

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From Jade, age 6, England

What do you get if you cross a master criminal and a fish?

A CODFATHER!

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From Ritika M, age 12, India

Can giraffes have babies?

No, they can only have giraffes!

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From Jon, a reader, Virginia

If ten rabbits are all lined up in a row and they all take one step backwards…What do you get?

A receding hare line!

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