Animal Jokes

From Caity, age 9, Australia

Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?

Because there are cheetahs!

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From Breeanna, age 10, Auburn, Georgia

What did the doctor say when the pony got sick?

Well, you are a little hoarse.

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From Ritika Mukherjee, age 15, India

With what does a rabbit fly?

Hareplane!

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From Jacob, age 10, Baltimore, MD

What’s the easiest way to catch a rabbit?

Get someone to throw it to you.

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From Mitchell, age 5, New Waterford, Nova Scotia

What does a caterpillar say whan another caterpillar steps on it’s toe?

My foot, my foot, my foot!

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From Lolo, age 9, U.S.A

Ask your dog where Santa comes from when he’s in your house.

They’ll say roof, roof!

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