What did the teddy say when he was offered pudding?
No thanks, Im stuffed!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
Why do bees hum?
because they forgot the words!
What did the football player say to the cashier?
Give me my quarter back!
2 fish are in a tank one says to the other……
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
There is a life guard at the beach and he sees two elephants running towards the water and he says “Sorry fellas, I can’t let you in.”
one of the elephants says “well, why not?”
The life guard says back…
“Because there is only one pair of TRUNKS between you both.”
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