Why does a donkey close its eyes when it hee-haws?
Because it knows it by heart.
Animal Jokes
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!!!
What is a duck’s favorite food?
Cheese and quackers!
Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
What is another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
What did the chipmunk with a parrachute say to the flying squirrel?
“See, I can fly, but all you ever do is glide!”
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