Animal Jokes

From Jokester, age 9, Michigan

What is an alligator’s favorite drink?

Gatorade

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From Jenna, age 11, Colorado

Who always steals the soap?

The robber ducky!

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From Alex, age 11, Adelaide, SA, Australia

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam!

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From Allison, age 14, Australia

What is red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator!

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From Adam, age 11, Kitchener, Ontario

What do you call a fly that has no wings and can’t fly?

A WALK!

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From Chez, age 8, Australia

What’s cute, fuzzy and bright purple?

A koala holding it’s breath!

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