What do you call a bird with no feet?
A fly!
Animal Jokes
A sad pony came to see me. He thought he couldn’t sing.
I said: “Don’t worry! You’re just a little hoarse!”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
A bear walks into a bar and says:
“I’ll take a beer…………….. and some peanuts.”
The bartender replies:
“OK, but why the BIG PAWS?”
Why do leopards hate hide and seek ?
They always get spotted!
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel,a poodle and a rooster?
Cockapoodledoo.
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