A bear walks into a bar and says:
“I’ll take a beer…………….. and some peanuts.”
The bartender replies:
“OK, but why the BIG PAWS?”
Animal Jokes
Why do leopards hate hide and seek ?
They always get spotted!
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel,a poodle and a rooster?
Cockapoodledoo.
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Owl,
Owl who?
That’s right owls Hooooo!
Where do you find a one legged horse?
Where you left it.
Why are the violin and chicken the same?
They have neck,body and they both get plucked!
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