What do you call a bad lion tamer?
Claude Bottom!!
Animal Jokes
A Bird layed an egg. It used a tool to open them. What was the tool?
A Hatch-It!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Thats right! Owls hoo!
A man rode his horse to California. He got there on Monday and stayed for 3 days. Then he came back on Friday, how is this possible?
His horse’s name was Friday! =D
What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
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