Animal Jokes

From Elise, age 8, Yeovil, England

What do sheep have in the summer?

Baa-baacues!

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From T, age 5, New york

Why did the lion get kicked out of school?

He didn’t swallow the rules!

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From Aliza :), age 12, England

What do you call a bad lion tamer?

Claude Bottom!!

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From Shahbaj, age 10, Arlington,VA

A Bird layed an egg. It used a tool to open them. What was the tool?

A Hatch-It!

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From Wolffie, a parent, Philadelphia, PA

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

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From BLAZE*-*, age 9, U.S.A

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?

Thats right! Owls hoo!

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