What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
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From Brandon, age 12, London, England, Coventry
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
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What has 40 eyes, 27 arms and 58 legs?
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Why did the spider go on the Internet?
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What will a bull pay you?
From Saf, age 8, Middle East
What has long ears and is sweet and silly ?
From Poseidon, age 11, Trinidad
Why did the fish get expelled from school?
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