There is a snail that goes up to another snail at the car shop,
“Can I buy a car?”
“Yah sure what kind?”
“The fastest car you have,”
“Ok”said the car dealer
“Could you do me a favor?”
“Yah sure!”
“Could you paint S’ all over the car,”
“Ummmmm Ok?”
The next day the snail came back. The car dealer asked him a question
“Excuse me, i was just wondering why you wanted me to paint S’ all over the car?”
Animal Jokes
“Because when little kids look at me in my car they’ll say ‘Mommy, Mommy look at that S-car-go!
What do you call a bear with no socks?
Bearfoot.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no eye deer!
What does a fish say when he runs into a brick wall under water?
Dam!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
What has 40 eyes, 27 arms and 58 legs?
I don’t know but you better run away ‘cuz it’s right behind you!
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