Animal Jokes

What do you do if you’re getting chased by a blue tiger and a purple dog?

What do you call a smelly bear?

There is a snail that goes up to another snail at the car shop,
“Can I buy a car?”
“Yah sure what kind?”
“The fastest car you have,”
“Ok”said the car dealer
“Could you do me a favor?”
“Yah sure!”
“Could you paint S’ all over the car,”
“Ummmmm Ok?”
The next day the snail came back. The car dealer asked him a question
“Excuse me, i was just wondering why you wanted me to paint S’ all over the car?”

What do you call a bear with no socks?

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

What does a fish say when he runs into a brick wall under water?