Animal Jokes

From Sam, age 10, Taiwan,Taichung

What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baaaaaaalerina!

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From Liana, age 8, Urbana, Illinois

How do you catch a saber-tooth tiger?

Climb a tree and make a noise like a wooly mammoth.

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From Princess, age 12, Trinidad

Why don’t animals play cards in the jungle?

Cause there are too many cheetahs!

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From Xavi, age 6, Houston, Tx

Why did the shark want to be famous?

So he could be a starfish!

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From Cliffy, age 11, California

What do you do if you’re getting chased by a blue tiger and a purple dog?

Get off the merry go round!

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From 5, age 12, Maine

What do you call a smelly bear?

Winnie the poop!

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