Why did the horse eat the hay?
He wanted to say “hey!”
Animal Jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark with ice?
Frostbite!
Why was the skeleton scared to ride the roller coaster?
Because he didn’t have the ‘guts’ to do it!
Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
He was looking for poo! (Winnie the Pooh)
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No eye deer.
Teacher asked ” Why are animals so hairy?”
The student says, “Because no barber lives in the jungle!”
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