What do you get when you cross a shark with ice?
Frostbite!
Animal Jokes
Why was the skeleton scared to ride the roller coaster?
Because he didn’t have the ‘guts’ to do it!
Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
He was looking for poo! (Winnie the Pooh)
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No eye deer.
Teacher asked ” Why are animals so hairy?”
The student says, “Because no barber lives in the jungle!”
What do we call a traffic jam of giraffes?
A giraffic jam!
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