Animal Jokes

From Nicole, 9 years old, Myrtle Beach,SC

Which fish costs the most?

Gold-Fish

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From anonymous, 11 years old, Australia

What did the duck say to the shopkeeper?

Put it on my bill!

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From Zekaria, 8 years old, Virginia, USA

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

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From Victoria, 9 years old, America

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!!!!!!!!!!!

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From Lydia Smith, age 12, Seaford, England

Q.What has a spiked tail, plates on it’s back and wheels?

A. A stegosaurus on roller blades!

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From Eowyn, age 8, Australia

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A woolly jumper!

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