Animal Jokes

From Taylor, 14 years old, United States

What is a panda’s favorite candy on Halloween?

Chocolate-covered bam-BOO!

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From Mia, 10 years old, California, Sebastopol

When does a horse talk?

Whinney wants to!

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From Alex, 10 years old, California

Why do lions eat raw meat?

Because they can not cook!

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From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania,America

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van!

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From Elizabeth, 17 years old, South Carolina

Why don’t they take tests at the zoo ?

Because there are too many cheetahs!

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From Imshaal Musharaf, 11 years old, Pakistan

What has 50 heads and 50 tails?

50 pennies!

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