Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they can not cook!
Animal Jokes
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A Minnie van!
Why don’t they take tests at the zoo ?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!
What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?
“Dead ant, dead ant ,dead ant, dead ant!”
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
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