Animal Jokes

From Ava, 5 years old, San Francisco

What weighs 2000 pounds and says “hic, hic, hic”?

A hiccupotamus

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From JACK, 10 years old, ENGLAND

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SHEEP WITH A KANGAROO ?

A WOOLLY JUMPER!

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From Raegee, 3 years old, USA MONTANA

What kind of pets do teachers at beauty schools like?

…Hares!

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From Lia, 10 years old, New York

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake

A jump rope!

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From Cassidy, 12 years old, Berwick ME

Who gave the liberty Bell to Philadephia?

A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it!

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From Taylor, 14 years old, United States

What is a panda’s favorite candy on Halloween?

Chocolate-covered bam-BOO!

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