Animal Jokes

From Valentina, 8 years old, Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Their feet smell!

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From Izy, 10 years old, Oklahoma

What happened when Mickey Mouse fell in the tub?

He came out squeaky clean.

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From Austin, 7 years old, Jersey city,New Jersey

What do bears walk in?

Bear feet!

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From Cooldude, 8 years old, USA

Who went in the tiger’s lair and came out alive?

The tiger!

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From Ava, 5 years old, San Francisco

What weighs 2000 pounds and says “hic, hic, hic”?

A hiccupotamus

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From JACK, 10 years old, ENGLAND

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SHEEP WITH A KANGAROO ?

A WOOLLY JUMPER!

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