WHAT DID THE BAT SAY TO THE GIRL?
I LOVE HANGING AROUND YOU
Animal Jokes
What does the Easter Bunny use to keep his hair in position?
HAREspray!
Why did the horse move?
To find a better naaayyborhood!
Why don’t lobster’s share?
Because they are shellfish!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
Two guys were camping in the forest. One guy was named Tom and the other one was named Pete. All of a sudden a bear started chasing after them. Tom and Pete climbed a nearby tree, but the bear started knocking the tree. “This tree won’t stay up for long.” said Tom. He saw Pete tying his shoelaces like he was about to run. “Pete! You could never outrun that bear!” Said Tom. “I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Pete said
“I just have to outrun you!”
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