Animal Jokes

From Katie, 10 years old, Georgia

What kind of teeth do deer have?

Buck teeth!

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From JANESSA, 7 years old, HOME

WHAT DID THE BAT SAY TO THE GIRL?

I LOVE HANGING AROUND YOU

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From Amber, 9 years old, England

What does the Easter Bunny use to keep his hair in position?

HAREspray!

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From Rylie, 8 years old, Usa

Why did the horse move?

To find a better naaayyborhood!

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From Ambeika, 11 years old, Paris

Why don’t lobster’s share?

Because they are shellfish!

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From Emily Black, 10 years old, New Zealand

What did the horse say when it fell?

I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!

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