Animal Jokes

From Gigi, 11 years old, PA

Why didn’t the skunk have anough to go to the movies?

Because he only had 1 scent!

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From Alexandria, 11 years old, Palmyra, Pennsylvania

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?

An Ele-Vader!

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From Kaira, 10 years old, United States, CA

What looks exactly like a tiger but weighs nothing?

Its shadow!

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From Ethan , 10 years old, New Jersey

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day ?

I’m nuts for you!

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From Chaney, 9 years old, United Kingdom

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

To find Pluto!

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From Phoebe, 9 years old, California

What has 12 wheels, it’s furry,and has four ears?

Two bunnies on roller skates!

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