Animal Jokes

From Alyssa W, 10 years old, Harrisonburg, LA

How do you make a hippo float?

One cup ice cream, one cup soda and one hippo!

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From David, 7 years old, Burlington, NJ

Why did the hunters go into the woods?

Because they wanted to meat the animals!

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From Austin, 3 years old, Michigan

Yo mama so hungry…..

I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a nut!

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From PRAGATI, 9 years old, INDIA

WHERE DOES A FISH GO TO GET MONEY?

RIVER BANK!

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From Priscilla, 7 years old, New York, NY

What is noisier than a pig caught in a fence?

2 pigs caught in a fence!

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From BB, 12 years old, TX

What did the judge say to the skunk when it walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!

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