Animal Jokes

From Ethan , 10 years old, New Jersey

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day ?

I’m nuts for you!

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From Chaney, 9 years old, United Kingdom

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

To find Pluto!

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From Phoebe, 9 years old, California

What has 12 wheels, it’s furry,and has four ears?

Two bunnies on roller skates!

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From Linda Y, 10 years old, PA

What did the rabbit get his girlfriend when they got engaged?

A twenty-four carrot gold ring!

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From Emma, 3 years old, Baltimore,Maryland

How do bears walk?

BEARFOOT!

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From Katie, 10 years old, Georgia

What kind of teeth do deer have?

Buck teeth!

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