Animal Jokes

From Priscilla, 7 years old, New York, NY

What is noisier than a pig caught in a fence?

2 pigs caught in a fence!

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From BB, 12 years old, TX

What did the judge say to the skunk when it walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!

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From Samantha, 17 years old, Illinois

What do you call a turtle and a porcupine put together?

a slowpoke!

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From Addison, 8 years old, Los Angeles, CA

What animal wears a tie?

A tie-ger!

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From Gigi, 11 years old, PA

Why didn’t the skunk have anough to go to the movies?

Because he only had 1 scent!

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From Alexandria, 11 years old, Palmyra, Pennsylvania

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?

An Ele-Vader!

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