Animal Jokes

From Alyssa Maddox, 11 years old, Texas

What is a tiger with red spots?

A tiger with the measles!

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From Morgan, 9 years old, Green Bay WI

What is a cow’s favorite place to go?

The mooooovies!

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From Conor, 7 years old, Kenosha Wisconsin

What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?

Winnie the Pooh!

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From Jerryroreo, a grownup, Saugus, MA

What do you get when a cat walks across the desert?

You get Sandy Paws.

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From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

Teacher: Name 2 animals that live in the cold region.

Student: A polar bear and his wife. Nailed it!

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From Emma, 10 years old, Canada

Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Bunny burps

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