Animal Jokes

From MLK, 11 years old, United States

Why do people think skunks are stupid?

They never use good scents!

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From Haniya, 10 years old, U.A.E., Dubai

Question:
What do you call a snail on a ship?

Answer:
A snailer

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From Jay, 11 years old, California, US

Why did the tigers at school not like the other tiger?

Because he was a cheetah!

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From Tiph, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why is animal testing a bad idea ?

Because they get nervous and give the wrong answers!

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From Cece, 10 years old, Greensburg, PA

Why didn’t the skunk have enough money to go to the movies?

Because he only had one scent!

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From Alyssa Maddox, 11 years old, Texas

What is a tiger with red spots?

A tiger with the measles!

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