What do you call a snail on a sailboat?
A snailer!
Animal Jokes
Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No
me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?
Fairy Tails!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!!!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night!
What’s the first thing that happens when a platypus falls into a lake?
It gets wet!!!
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