What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!!!
Animal Jokes
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night!
What’s the first thing that happens when a platypus falls into a lake?
It gets wet!!!
A man gets a survival guide in the mail. In one section it reads: “Never fight back to a bear.” But in the same section at the very end, it does say: “If the bear is still attacking after several minutes, consider fighting back.” Can’t you just imagine a man on his back looking at his watch, a bear clawing at his chest and him saying:
“One more minute, and THAT’S IT”
Where do alligators go to get money?
To the river bank!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A parrot that talks your ear off!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 65
- 66
- 67
- 68
- 69
- …
- 123
- Next Page »
