Why did the horse get detention?
Because he was horsing around!
Animal Jokes
Why did the goat join the band?
He has horns!
Two bunnies, a boy and a girl, were walking in the mall. Suddenly a little girl bunny ran over and gave the boy bunny a hug and said “I haven’t seen you in forever!” and she ran off. “Who was that?” the girl bunny asked.
“Oh, just some bunny that I used to know!” the boy bunny laughed!
What do you call a snail on a sailboat?
A snailer!
Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No
me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
What’s a lizard’s favorite story genre?
Fairy Tails!
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